Timmy's 3 T (Topics, Tales & Trash): The Party Wrap Up.

Well i did promise it was going to be a big one and last nights party to celebrate the Chairman Tommy H's 40th didn't disappoint.
Had to get a lift over with Enda after Stevie T aka Wildman, Norman Cook, D Cup not only took my spot at the Kane breakfast table but now also gets my seat in the car.Arrived to fine a huge gathering at the Highnam manor with a great turnout from the HuRTS crew to honour our leaders big day. Had a great chat with many over the course of a few hours and i nearly didn't recognize some without there sweaty singlet and shorts on - I've never seen Razor Wareham without his Beau Geste French Style hat on. Also good to catch up with Richie High who we don't see as much these days. As expected a lot of talk surrounded Berlin and the boys are all set now with most of the training done and everyone is looking in fine form. The food and drink was top notch for the day , with the beers in full flow - i reckon i had a beer from pretty much all over the world with a constant supply of Corona's, Heineken and (Jimmy) Boags keeping me well lubricated. Tom's cake was pretty appropriate as well, a massive Voltaren in line with him taking about a dozen a day of late to help him with his niggles. Had the customary chat with mate Slim Sammy Agnew about all things footy and gave him little hope of getting a result at Manchester Utd later that evening.
Daytime soon turned into night and with many departing (including the 750 kids that were present) it was left to the diehards to continue the party, step up to the plate Warrior Charlie ( and wife Ali) , Slim Sammy, Barts, and Tom & Kirsten. The night started to get a bit blurry from this stage but not before i remember seeing Warrior Charlie starting to throw a few shapes on the dance floor ( makes a better dancer then runner i think) , unfortunately the same can't be said about the Chairman.
Cracker of an afternoon/evening spent and many thanks to Tom and Kirsten for hosting and supplying all the food and drinks throughout.
Thanks as well to Enda for the lift over, and also to Stevie Wildman for taking me seat in the Kanemobile :)

A few things i did find out after chatting to everyone yesterday that you may find interesting.
Top 10 Facts about the HuRTS boys/girls

1. Richie 'Ee, by Gum' Green, is not a Yorkshire man at all - he's actually from ESSEX can you believe. Tells me he never misses T.V show 'The only Way to Essex' every week
2.Slim Sammy Agnew's 4 Boys - actually do dislike Stoke City (they kept telling me every time they passed me) Will have to sort that out.
3. Richie High & Enda still have that Man Love that started way back in Singapore
4.C.T and Greta already have a 5k run lined up for young Jaden despite him being only 18 months old.
5. Cylde (Angry Boy) doesn't do Canapes that well - instead of taking a serve he takes the whole tray
6. Host Tom can run well but he'll never win 'Come Dancing'
7. Razor Wareham actually owns a pair of jeans and scrubs up pretty good outside the training paddock
8. Fats and Skippy Heyden have now taken to wearing the tablecloth as shirts.
9. Champagne Charlie Low - is not a Southerner at all ... He's actually a Scouser (yep, i couldn't believe it either) better watch my wallet next time we go out.
10. Timmy might be going to the Ukraine to live in the very near future :)