With the first of the official 'HuRTS on Tour' trip only about 28 weeks away, as we all get set to be Germany Bound for the Berlin Marathon at the end of September i thought i may give the Trash readers One bit of trivia, general knowledge, up to date news or just plain garbage on one of the boys once a week (every tues) up till the big day (sure it will be more once we get closer to the action). Some points will surprise, whilst others will shock and perhaps even disappoint you - I know i have already done a brief on all the runners previously but these pieces of info the boys would prefer it best not to tell. But we won't be silenced...............
So today's Part 1 of the German Gibber is Enda Stankard (of course) - Big news out of the Irish corner is that Echinacea has given his on the couch shrink 'Sparksy' the flick as he gets serious in his quest to overturn Old Kanser on German Soil, And you will not believe who he has turned to ...........step up to the plate, Mr Angry, Marshmallow Man, Rozza, 'I Love Lance', Clyde 'Fatboy' Rosanowski, Yep, you read it right, Enda has enlisted Clyde's help as his mentor for the next 6 months or so and is now on program. I have already seen a difference in the first week with the normally mild mannered Enda hurling abuse at Old Grannies in the park early mornings so is well on his way to emulating his Master, although he privately told me he is not sure how he will go when Angry Boy takes him out for a feed and is confused how he will then run with the burden of an extra 14kgs around the girth :)
Rozza has the runs on the board so hopefully he can pass his vast knowledge on, i do hope so for Enda's sake as this could be his final chance for any sort of glory, and if this goes horribly wrong i don't know where he'll go from here, plus we could also be on the look out for someone to help him cure his 'Torrets Disease' he obtained from the new coach.
Tomorrow - Part 2, Slim Sammy Agnew
Cheers
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