Returned home with 55ks on the speedo and didn't even break a sweat.
Will be back out tomorrow lunch for my new found calling in sport - Back to the A.B.C Pool for another swim session ...........Still $h!te, but loving it at the moment, and for the first time EVER i feel as if i am actually moving whilst in the water........Jeez, things are looking up:)
If things were a little uneventful in the park this morning, It was anything but over in St Peters Square in Rome where thousand's of paedophiles , er sorry - I mean Catholics were outside waiting for the new Pope to be elected. As we all waited with baited breath for the White Smoke to billow out from the Sistine Chapel.
Remember what the colours stand for now....... ?:
White smoke = New Pope. Black smoke = still burning laptops and hard drives....
So when we saw this emerge the HuRTS crew got all excited as we knew something BIG was about to happen, And yes, The TRASH broke the news 2 weeks back, and now for the first time we can reveal that our very own Richie Hyginus Honorius High has been given the TOP job to look after 1.2 billion believers (and the 150 HuRTS boys and girls on the distribution list)
We even managed to snag a photo of Honorius High carrying out his first engagement :)
Well Done Richie, and any fear you could have a word with him above about getting this bloody Achilles fixed up for me please?
'Our Richie', out to impress his faithful fans :)
Cheers
I'm glad the trash files gave the real scoop on who the Pope is.
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